Play Moonstuck the Game

Walkthrough

So, you've gotten through the first few rooms, accidentally zapped yourself to pieces a couple of times, and now you're totally stuck. There are several places in Moonstuck where this is possible, and failing to recognize a certain trick can stop you in your tracks. Every challenge can be solved by the the "try everything until it works" method, but for the impatient among you, I've put together a guide for the trickier spots. [WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD (obviously)]

 After starting the game, make your way southwest, entering the portal at the end of the long corridor. Do the same for the second room. The Apple, found at the end of the second room, can be picked up but is unnecessary.

Pressing space (or clicking on Woona) opens the command menu. Don't jump or use your attack magic on the space which you're standing, as both will kill you and make you restart the game.

To advance from the third room, play the Stargaze minigame in the east corner of the room until the message "Good job stargazing!" appears in the message box at the top right corner of the screen. Special triggers, like the one to start this minigame, are available based on where you're standing - Stargaze can be played from the command menu when adjacent to the sign in the room's east corner. Then, approach the sign in the room's south corner and 'Raise Moon' until it reaches the top of the screen. Now, with your princessly duties complete, head north and pick up the Dapper Topper that has appeared. Equip it from your backpack and enter the portal which appears to the southeast after the cutscene.

Pictured: Dapper Topper in action.

Venture forth through the fourth, fifth, and sixth room. The entryway to a dark cavern is hidden in the center of the seventh room.

Mazes are located in the game's eighth and tenth rooms. While the first is straightforward, the second is much larger and blocked by boulders at several points. Locate the Key in the center of the room, then use it when standing next to the gate to the southwest to clear your path.

In the eleventh room, stand in the enclosure to the southeast of the room's entrance to reveal the entrance to the room's other side.

When you enter the pitch-black twelfth room, light it up from the command menu before proceeding. The key to escape the thirteenth room is hidden inside a rock (just walk through it) on one of the light-colored tiles. On one of my journeys through these two rooms, I acquired the superfluous (but highly radical) Stetson. I haven't been able to replicate this, but if you know how to find it, give a shout in the comments!

A secret entrance in the fourteenth room (pictured below) leads to a room containing the HM Rock Smash. Although unnecessary, you can smash rocks!

The entrance is located one space to the northeast of where Woona is standing.

Room fifteen has two exits: One, down a flight of steps to the southwest, leads to an action-packed chamber we'll call room 16. The other, in the room's east corner, leads to a room which appears at first glance to be empty. Not so! Step off the map at the east side of it's lowest level to discover an invisible ledge. Walk around the corner to snag The Power of Cute.

I admit I never would have found this one without DeviantArt comments.

Return to room 16 and use The Power of Cute to unlock the chest. Transfer the Monocle, Mysterious Scroll, Widdle Shoes, and Socks to your inventory. Trying them on is mandatory at this point. Use the Mysterious Scroll and turn it into the Cartographer's Cap. Again, this should be worn immediately.

Now, examine the machine a little ways to the east. After naming it "Jeffry", open its side panel and flick the switch marked "Moon's Gravity" until it breaks. There is a mannequin in the room's west corner, which, when examined, will drop Toast.

When you return to room fifteen, a new route leading to the zombie room will appear. After entering, stand on the light-colored block and start the Zombie Game minigame. Switch to Attack mode and zap the zombies until you earn 9,000 points (mash the mouse button when the largest one appears.)

Finally, climb the tower in the next room and enter the Observatory. Here, you can pick up the Cupcake, Warpstone (a handy item for getting around the map), and Zap Apple. When you're done with the first installment, rest on the cushion to end the game.